Dear Jessie and Al,
I was just out here in the garden workin
with my ho today when the darndest thing happened. Must have been a gopher
or something poped up right in front of me and scared me half to
death. Well, I dropped that ho and jumped back and wouldn't you
know I stepped on the blade and that ho came up and smacked me right across the
face. Well, that got me thinkin and I decided to write you.
Come this Saturday night, our gardening club
is having a little ho-down and we sure would be delighted if you all could
come and join us. Bring your own hos if you want. We all sure would
love to be entertained by your wild and crazy talk that you guys is so
good at. We'll be serving up some ho-gee sandwiches so you
won't have to go hungry. It's sure to be a ho lot of fun.
Ya know last year we tried to get Don Ho to
come and sing for us but he never answered. Then we got this guy from
Kansas who offered to fill in but he wanted a ho lot of money and we couldn't
aford it. We was just sittin around thinking, ho-hum, who can we
get now? Then we heard about this great speaker named Ho Chi Minh and
thought that would be a ho lot of fun but we couldn't figure out how to contact
him so the ho dern thing got cancelled.
Well, then we been hearing this year that you guys
is interested in speaking gigs and was real big on hoin so I figure you would
fit right in. We'd be most honored to have you and your hos come and join
us for a little gardening talk, dancing, and good eats. We're even
thinking about holding a hoin contest to see who's got the best ho.
Well, that's about it. I got to go put this
ho to bed now and hos down the driveway. Hopin to hear from you
soon and be seein you at the ho-down. Just ask for Horrace but my friends
call me "Ho".